March 18, 2020

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Kimmy Tan:
What smoking and dragons. Welcome back to another video. In today's video we're going to be reacting to anti week commercials with a little twist. We going to be stoned as fuck. Make sure y'all watch to the end of the video to find out how you can get a shout out in my next video and to see if any of these commercials could convince me. Maybe one of these commercials could raise a solid point. Who knows? You know and by the way, please turn your note post notifications on like that little bell thing right next to the subscribe button. YouTube has really been chasing me lately and like not showing my videos and you guys are subscriptions probably because of the type of content I'm posting. Maybe just maybe you're allowed to like shoot guns, drink alcohol or know how to suck a Dick, but you can't smoke weed on YouTube.

Kimmy Tan:

I'm just out here living my best motherfucking life y'all and I love you guys for living that best life with me. It's so crazy to think that there was once a time where weed was like insanely frowned upon because I live in LA and I'm just kind of like been spoiled a little bit with how easily accessible, how like widely accepted, you know, smoking weed really is when there are places in the world where you know, not only is marijuana illegal, but you know you can get the death penalty for having you for smoking. Yet everyone has literally never killed anyone. Dude, more people have died from Corona virus than marijuana. Okay. Water has literally killed more people. Cannabis is the safest thing there is out there, safer than alcohol, cigarettes. Literally the top reason why I think marijuana should be legalized.

Kimmy Tan
So I found this video on YouTube called 20 hilarious anti cannabis commercials slash P assays in brackets hit the bong and enjoy, sorry guys, I forgot, I'm not supposed to say balling on YouTube. So I got my, I have my freeze pipe with me because I'm a little bitch and I got little bitch lungs. I got a chronic age of Michelin Joe Vidas and I cannot take big bong hits. I am very, very short. So my lungs are also very small. I will smoke all the blunts, all the joints all day. But when it comes to taking big hits, I am a beach. This thing right here is a glycerin chamber. I don't know if you can tell, but this shit is cold as fuck. Basically it just cools down the smoke before he gets into my lungs. And this way I'm actually able to take like big hits or you know, just even normal size here. This is the fridge, Piper is cycler and it's called a recycler because instead of just going straight from boom, boom, up into your lungs, it goes boom, up into this chamber back down here and then back up through the ice and then into your lungs. So join me, grab your coffee, your tea, and if you're a legal patient, you're joined to blend your bonds. And let's play base.


Kimmy Tan
I don't know how old these commercials are, but this should be funny. I didn't watch the videos before filming this video. So this is going to be my legit genuine reaction to these. Okay? It was a Kung Fu guy.

Kimmy Tan
Is this about how like this guy has a huge lung capacity for it? I'm going to address it. Okay, so let say with that commercial, if a karate dude were to smoke weed before his tournament, he would knock himself in the head high for a night. Slow for a month. First of all, what the fuck are you smoking that you're high for a whole fucking month. Like unless you found the magic mushroom, new age, Alice in Wonderland. Edible. Like how are you high for a whole month? I have never heard of any single thing that gets you high for a whole month. So that's propaganda right there.

Kimmy Tan
Do you don't want to smoke weed? Tearing down friends can be tricky. Hey Mike, once I'm no way in that subsea legal. Hey Mike, what's up? I'm allergic. Hey Mike, I'm allergic. No, I gotta stay level one. So it's not for me. It's cool. Be confident to be honest. It just Spears health.

Kimmy Tan
Okay. Yo. First of all, we does not offer to you like that. Like every single room you go into like, yeah, you're going to be offered weed, but not every single room you go into. One thing I love about people who smoke weed is that we don't judge people who don't smoke weed. Yo, if you're watching this video and you don't smoke weed, but you still support my shit, I love the hell out of you

Kimmy Tan
First of all, no florist in the entire world is going to be offering you weed. Okay, well that changed my mind. 0%. No lie. Okay, so before I started smoking weed, I used to be one of those people that was like really against weed. When I found out that my favorite band, the Beatles smoked weed and experimented with drugs, I literally cried. I was six years old, six, seven years old. I cried. I was so sad and so disappointed that my, my heroes would dare try drugs. These commercials would probably have worked on me as a child.

Kimmy Tan
Excuse me. Like a normal Ryan expanding sacred to use that alcohol. That's true. It's the hidden thing. But hula who? Robert? Jack generation, part of growing up that's smoking corn silk behind the backbends. Self-driving myths concerning marijuana mixed up below thousands of young people into experimenting with a noxious weed. I'm not just weed. Oh, noxious weed and I don't wanna use that intoxicating mind. Bling drug it's use can lead to abnormal behavior to psychological dependence and to abuse of other drugs.

Kimmy Tan
Okay. First of all, that is wrong. I only smoke weed. I don't even drink that much. I will drink on special occasions like if I'm out with like, you know, if I'm celebrating stuff, I drank alcohol before way before I started smoking weed way before I started smoking weed. Like bro, I was okay. I was a rebellious little child. I had like my first drink when I was like 13 years old or some shit. And yeah, I didn't smoke weed until I was like older than that. Oh yeah, absolutely. I spoke to one metal water and now I want to do crack. Yes, that's exactly how it works. It used to be on a lot of antidepressants and it really fucked up my life. It totally got rid of all my creative energy and it sucked me dry of every ounce of creative energy I had.

Kimmy Tan
And you know, I was literally just like a zombie walking and I had a lot of other health problems too related to taking those pills cause taking pills. There's side effects of taking pills and there's more pills for those side effects. And that's why I transitioned into cannabis because there are literally no side effects and you know, no one's died from it. People have died, overdosing on pills on. All kinds of people have even overdosed on Tylenol. My guy like, yo, this is, this is so thick. This is fake news. Fake news. Okay. What's the weirdest reasons people have died? More people have been hit with a blimp than they have dying of marijuana. I'll go to Barcelona in two weeks. I'm going to be wearing a mask through that airport and I'm going to Amsterdam after that. So any of you live in Barcelona or Amsterdam? I'm doing a meet and greet at span of his, so  I wish you didn't smoke weed. You have to see when you smoke. Smoke before I smoked weed. I also totally believe that when you smoke weed you're going to see like you know giant chickens, your is going to start talking to you. You're going to watch cartoons and like mr crab will just like step out. There is no strain in the world that could make my dog talk using cannabis with crack. Oh, that was flame. I don't care what the fuck she said. That is not an efficient commercial.

Kimmy Tan
Your brain is a Marvel of technology. When you take drugs, you alter your brain changed thinking that's kind of the boy says you just store perception and eventually you range. Okay. Yes. That is true for drugs. Not cannabis, but I like to say to people, I don't do drugs. I just smoke weed,

Kimmy Tan
loser, anything. Who's a door? Yeah. I mean, no, we're not like, you know, we have a fun being. Cool. And this just proves out all of this commercial is,


Kimmy Tan
I guess he has friends having girlfriends. Okay. You liked the party, right guys like in the party, right? [inaudible] more fun and sitting around each. No.

Kimmy Tan
Oh good. Okay. So, okay, wait, so they're trying to say if you smoke weed or loser. So this commercial, what the fuck? First of all, no human being who smokes weed acts like that. If you meet anyone who actually acts like that, they don't smoke weed, they're lying and they're faking. Any real person who smokes weed won't talk about how much they smoke weed. You know what I'm saying? It's more like when you bring up weed and there'll be like a, also no person who smokes weed says we like to party. If you meet anyone who says we like to party, they do drugs. They don't just smoke weed. People in this generation are just smart enough to know about. Like weed is not heroin

Kimmy Tan
going on here. Sarah. Sarah, she won't answer you.

Kimmy Tan
This commercial is iconic. Oh my God. When I see this commercial I'm like, let me know who her plug is cause I want to be, what the fuck she's on.  It's still an expensive, she started smoking pot. She's all lazy and learning and you know he used to have so much fun together. So what we do

Kimmy Tan
this, this honestly kind of blows my mind, like to think that there was ever a time where like weed was, you know, this much frowned upon. I'm pretty sure it's like kind of general knowledge at this point. It's like widespread knowledge that cannabis is the safest thing there is out there. Safer than alcohol. Safer than cigarettes. Safer than bitch, safer than water. I'm pretty sure there are like ridiculous things in the world that have killed more people than cannabis has. So looking at these commercials, it's kind of my blog. I have not left as hard in such a long time, so much fake news. I can't believe these were real. Only God common to little of any of these actually changed your mind or made you think subscribed but tunnels. Post notifications on, follow me on Instagram at Kimmy tan official. Y'all already know what the fuck is up. I love you guys so fucking much. Keep anything. Fire my little dragons. And until next time.